The Nature of the Beast... or Bear...

So I've been chasing bears since I could walk. To clear up (which might be unneccesary at this point due to the media's recent infatuation of gay sub-cultures.. but, hey) a bear is an overweight hairy man whoo looks masculine. The key word there is "looks". saunter up to you all broad shouldered and burly, grabbing at their crotches... then will casually cough up a rainbow flag mid sentence. In the words of Lauren Hill, "frontin n***as gimme heebie jeebies." Don't pretend... you know who you are.